Son (S) Father (F)
S: Father, our teacher wants us to test how clever our parents are, are you free?
F: Sure, go ahead, I'll show you how clever I am!
S: What do you call a mermaid and a lion?
F: Merlion 
S: Correct.
S: What do you call 1 corn?
F: Unicorn (Uni stands for 1)
S:Correct.
S: What do you call someone who eats ants?
F: Anteater
S: Correct.
S: What do you call a dog that is sweating furiously?
F: Hotdog
S:Correct
S:What do you call a living thing who has no legs?
F:Pirate
S:Wrong, try again.
F: Hawking (from The Simpsons)
S: Noooo, you're stupid. It's lame.
F: But Hawking sits in the wheelchair!
S: But he has two legs.
F: Of course he has two legs.
S: But I ask for a living thing who has no legs!
F: Oh, I change my answer.
S: What?
F: Snake is my final answer.
S: Wrong. It is a reptile!
F: But You asked for a living thing. Snake is a living thing, and it has no legs! Unless I said wooden snake!
S: There you said wooden snake!
F: But I am smarter than your teacher who set the answer, I thought of something that she didn't think of!
S: ... *walks away*
.... A weird story right?