Son (S) Father (F)
S: Father, our teacher wants us to test how clever our parents are, are you free?
F: Sure, go ahead, I'll show you how clever I am!
S: What do you call a mermaid and a lion?
F: Merlion 
S: Correct.
S: What do you call 1 corn?
F: Unicorn (Uni stands for 1)
S:Correct.
S: What do you call someone who eats ants?
F: Anteater
S: Correct.
S: What do you call a dog that is sweating furiously?
F: Hotdog
S:Correct
S:What do you call a living thing who has no legs?
F:Pirate
S:Wrong, try again.
F: Hawking (from The Simpsons)
S: Noooo, you're stupid. It's lame.
F: But Hawking sits in the wheelchair!
S: But he has two legs.
F: Of course he has two legs.
S: But I ask for a living thing who has no legs!
F: Oh, I change my answer.
S: What?
F: Snake is my final answer.
S: Wrong. It is a reptile!
F: But You asked for a living thing. Snake is a living thing, and it has no legs! Unless I said wooden snake!
S: There you said wooden snake!
F: But I am smarter than your teacher who set the answer, I thought of something that she didn't think of!
S: ... *walks away*
.... A weird story right?

 

 
 

A new page, a new starting, a new beginning, a new adventure. As the calender gets torn off one by one, the calender gets thinner and thinner. A new day has started. What should you do? What have you planned for the day? Is it going to be a boring, fun, exciting, adventurous, challenging, moody day? You can chose it yourself. Your life is in your hands, you are not bondage up, you have your brain to control you. Take a step and start planning your day. Have fun, and go along your plan.

For me, now is studying, studying, books, computer, notes, books, computer, notes... Since now is End-Of-Year Examination, have to revise. But, there is time for me to play, talk to friends online, post on my site and plurk. Having fun while also studying. That's what is fun, entertainment and education at the same time!

I saw some posters in my school music rooms. I found them quite interesting so I wrote it down and typed it in here. 
The first one: Innovation- - Think out of the box.
The second one: I know I can! Positive thinking is half the work.
The third one: Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
The fourth one: There is one thing that you can't recycle, and that's wasted time.
The fifth one: Determination - There is no trying. There is only doing or not doing.
The sixth one: Your mind is like a parachute it works best when it is open.
The seventh one: Persistence - You will need to make many turns and overcome many obstacles to create the path you desire.

Out of all these, I, myself prefer the fifth one: there is no trying. There is only doing or not doing.

The Girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. 
 
A lot of people are afraid to tell the truth, to say no. That's where toughness comes into play. Toughness is not being a bully. It's having backbone.

You had a choice - you either joined or formed a gang or you let others bully you.

All you need to do is to spread around and take a pledge. Speak up and that's the way to stop bullying!

A bully won’t stop until he is stopped, so why can't someone just come forth to stop him. And if you are just afraid to be bullied you laugh along with the bully and you become the bully too. Bullies never win, winners never bully! Just stop it and help out the victim. 
 "Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”” - Ron Gonzalez
And they are... Bullies. Bullying exists because of a lack adult intervention and that will also means that you are kinda of a loser in a way or another. Again, be nice to nerds because one day you’ll be working for one, if you do not want a harsh life. That's why, don’t be a bully, be a buddy. Take a stand, lend a hand. Leave bullying to the bulls, act human.